Fuck it.

rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

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laetatus-sum:

jesuspaiditall:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

SERIOUSLY I LAUGHED SO HARD IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE

Cryin bout it

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Attempted suicide: Attention seeker.
Successful suicide: Beautiful and loved.

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nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

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meladoodle:

i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be

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thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions

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the-absolute-best-posts:

trustingtranscendant:

Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

(Source: for-the-heartbeat, via thedarkest-days)

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troyyy:

The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice

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impmon:

Sex With A Gay

open ur eyes its right it front of u

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I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
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