rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

(via nocturnalloner)



laetatus-sum:

jesuspaiditall:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

SERIOUSLY I LAUGHED SO HARD IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE 

Cryin bout it

(via sevenstoreyfall)


  • Attempted suicide: Attention seeker.
  • Successful suicide: Beautiful and loved.

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

(via espastica)


meladoodle:

i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be

(via espastica)


thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions

thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions

(via patrick-dempsey)


the-absolute-best-posts:

trustingtranscendant:

Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

the-absolute-best-posts:

trustingtranscendant:

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Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

(Source: for-the-heartbeat, via thedarkest-days)


troyyy:

The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice

(via dirtylittledamsel)


impmon:

Sex With A Gay

open ur eyes its right it front of u

(via dirtylittledamsel)


I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.