a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
SERIOUSLY I LAUGHED SO HARD IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE
Cryin bout it
- Attempted suicide: Attention seeker.
- Successful suicide: Beautiful and loved.
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be
Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes
The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice
Sex With A Gay
open ur eyes its right it front of u